…and everyone inside dies. They get to meet their maker, and because of the hardship and grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter paradise.

They’re all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is. “I want to be gorgeous” is the reply, and so God snaps his fingers, and it is done.

The second in line hears this and says “I want to be gorgeous too.”

Another snap of his fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while, but as God gets about halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. By the time there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy finally calms down enough to speak: “Make ‘em all ugly again.”


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